Thank you visiting the website of Milo's Emporium of Brooklyn.   Due to the continual and totally unjustified interference of the F.B.I, the I.R.S, and some asshole investigative reporter (who should be beaten to death with a large game fish) we are obliged to relocate our premises every two or three weeks. However, we will still be delighted to assist you with your requirements, whatever they may be. In the meantime, please visit our online store, where you will discover products of the highest quality and taste. If you do not immediately find there what your heart desires please contact us for further assistance. What ever it is you need - we can get it, with a minimum of expense or federal intrusion.   Below, for your convenience, is a non exhaustive list of products normally stocked at our premises:   ..aroma therapy supplies, assault rifles (overnight delivery service - nationwide), anti aircraft rockets (surplus and new), armored vehicles (low mileage, most brands), armor piercing ammunition (most calibers between 7 and 155mm), automotive components (new and used), DVD movies (anything), erotic literature and movies (anything except kids), fishing supplies, fresh civet cats, genuine Rolex watches, hand guns, huge range of hardware items and tools, humorous and novelty merchandise, luxury automobiles (any marque delivered with pink slip - 48 hrs, nationwide), marital aids, nazi memorabilia, pest control supplies, rifles, soviet memorabilia, and a full range of kosher delicacies and condiments.. (sorry, no credit)     Our 24/7/365 home services include: nuclear waste disposal (we also do asbestos), sensual relaxation and massage, debt collection, security advice, pharmaceutical deliveries (sorry, no credit)     Thank you for visiting - come back soon!     cb